With Christmas approaching, many readers will be decorating Christmas trees. Following are some unusual ornaments that you probably won’t want to add to your collection.


Cat with Santa’s head – creepy

bird ball

This is called a Chimera. I hope those legs aren’t real.

mouse taxidermy ornament

Really, who puts a taxidermy mouse on their tree?

jersey shore ornaments

Believe it or not – these are Jersey Shore ornaments


A Zombie Mistletoe ornament is not on my must-have list

moose poop ornament

This beauty is made from real moose poop

poop ornament

This crappy ornament speaks for itself

menorrah ornament


S&M Ginger

There actually might be a place for this one – among all those fans of 50 Shades of Grey

evil clown

Hang this if you want to scare the nice into your kids

Pooping reindeer

There seems to be an obsession with poop

Zombie Gingerbread Man - not very appetizing

Zombie Gingerbread Man – not very appetizing

I found these ornaments both amusing and disturbing. Hope you enjoyed the parade.

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,


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