Correct Cliché: Stick it where the sun don’t shine
Fractured Cliché: Stick it where the sun shines
A man rushed to the hospital to have a live eel removed from his body might have benefited from this fractured cliché.
He inserted a 20-inch long swamp eel into his anus. In an attempt to escape, the eel chewed through the man’s colon and became stuck in his body cavity. Surgeons worked throughout the night to save the eel’s life. Unfortunately, the eel died shortly after extraction but the man survived.
Surprisingly, this isn’t the first case of an anal eel. This incident, which occurred in China, has occurred there before. A similar incident has also been documented in New Zealand.
Personally, I hope they convict this guy of a f-EEL-ony and stick him where the sun don’t shine.
May the farce be with you!
Your IFF,
Pam
Dewey’s eel-like attempt to escape from Stephen’s shirt