There once was a master chef Fred,

Who fed me Irish Soda Bread.

After only one taste,

It expanded my waist,

Now I’m happy, content and well fed.

Homemade Irish Soda Bread

Homemade Irish Soda Bread

With goofy green hats that look garish,

Surrounded by friends that we cherish,

It’s the one time of year

We can drink lots of beer

And pretend we’re a little bit Irish.

A little goofy

A little goofy

This day that’s to honor St. Paddy,

Is a ruse and I know that sounds catty.

It’s all about beer,

Loud, unbridled cheer,

Getting drunk, wearing green, being happy.

It's not easy being green

It’s not easy being green

May the farce be with you!

Your IFF,


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